Lisa giggled with Diana as they walked up the steps to Saraâ€™s house. Diana was such a crack up, she always had Lisa in stiches. She had just finished reminding Lisa of the time, back in high school, when a couple of boys had drilled a hole in the girlâ€™s locker room wall so they could watch the girls showering. Her and Diana had heard about it in the quad before heading to P.E., and at the end of P.E., had gone into the showers, lathered each other up, and made out, knowing they were being watched. Lisa never let on that sheâ€™d been super turned on by the whole thing.
â€śSimon so wanted to jump your bones after, after he saw that!â€ť laughed Diana.
â€śOnly because he didnâ€™t see Sara.â€ť said Lisa laughing ruefully.
â€śWell, not everyone looks like that.â€ť agreed Diana as they reached the top step. â€śIf she wasnâ€™t our best friend you know weâ€™d hate her for being so beautiful.â€ť
Diana stopped, and bent over to pet Saraâ€™s huge dog lazing comfortably on the porch.
â€śHey Mozart!â€ť Lisa said kneeling beside Diana and stroking the huge beast affectionately. Mozart panted contentedly.
â€śSuch a lazy bones.â€ť smiled Diana as they both took a few minutes to caress Mozartâ€™s silky fur.
Lisa finished scratching under his chin and stood up, stretching as if suddenly infected by Mozartâ€™s condition, then made for the door. A moment later Diana joined her, spanking her loudly on the butt.
â€śYou know, we arenâ€™t that bad lookin Lis.â€ť said Diana laughed, scooting in front of Lisa and pressing the doorbell.
As Lisa rubbed her ass, she knew it was true. They were both hot. It was just that Sara could have been a Jessica Simpson double, except maybe that she was better looking. Still, neither Diana, or Lisa had any problem finding a boyfriend, especially after the shower thing in High School.
â€śI know.â€ť Lisa said looking over at her friend who quickly shot her hands behind her to ward off an attack, smiling. â€śIts still not fair that someone could be born that gorgeous.â€ť
Diana rang the doorbell again.
â€śI bet she gives it up to a boy this year.â€ť whispered Diana crossing her arms while they waited.
â€ś I hope so!â€ť laughed Lisa shaking her head in disbelief.
Lisa had given it up to her 11grade teacher Mr. Jenkins. He was so hot for a forty year old man. She had fantasized about it for months before seducing him after a football game he was chaperoning. She smiled remembering the affair that had lasted the rest of the year and into summer vacation. Dianaâ€™s frustrated sigh interrupted her reminiscing.
â€ś Sara!â€ť yelled Diana pressing the doorbell repeatedly.
â€śI donâ€™t hear anything when you press it Diâ€ť
Diana pressed again and both girls leaned forward trying to hear. Nothing.
â€śItâ€™s broken, call her cell phone.â€ť suggested Lisa.
â€śNaaâ€ť smiled Diana reaching for the handle. â€śShe wonâ€™t mind, with her parents gone for Vegas, no one is home but her anyway.â€ť
The door was unlocked. Diana started to open it slowly, when Mozart plowed between them, knocking them aside and ran into the house.
â€śShit!â€ť Lisa cursed barely catching her balance. After a moments pause to she if Diana was okay, she ran into the enormous house following Saraâ€™s familyâ€™s dog. She stopped in the foray. Diana quickly joined her.
â€śWhere did he go?â€ť panted Diana.
Lisa shrugged her shoulders, â€śI donâ€™t know. Lets find Sara,.. that dog loves her. Sheâ€™ll be able to get him out faster we can. He probably outweighs the both of us combined.â€ť
Together they hurried through the grand parlor and down the marble hallway towards Saraâ€™s room.
As they neared, Lisa could see that Saraâ€™s double doors were open. Reaching the entrance Lisa smiled, there sat Mozart watching something out of their view, obviously interested. Lisa took a step toward the Saint Bernard and heard a passionate moan echo out from around the corner. Her breath caught in her throat and Diana squeezed her arm.
â€śNo way!â€ť Di mouthed smiling excitedly. Lisa grinned back and shared they shared a silent giggle. Lisa knew she should turn around and wait for Sara to finish, but finish what? Did she have a boy in there? Was she finally giving it up? Lisaâ€™s curiosity drowned out her caution and she walked forward into Saraâ€™s room with her friend, arm in arm. As quiet as mice the peaked around the corner.
Lisaâ€™s breath caught in her throat. Sara lay face down on her bed with her naked ass raised in the air, her fingers sliding in and out of her wet, shaved pussy. So many thoughts ran through her mind in that split second. Sara shaved! Sheâ€™s finally masturbating! Her shock was immediately replaced by a familiar fire that rushed through her body, as she watched her friendâ€™s goddess-like body in the throws on passion, pleasuring herself.
Saraâ€™ incredible, lightly tanned legs shook and she let out a sexy moan as she starting cumming. Lisa looked at Diana and they shared a glance, both of them were flushed, slack jawed in disbelief. How many times had Sara told them she never masturbated? God Sara was beautiful and in this position, so incredibly sexy, Lisa felt her body responding as Saraâ€™s fingers slowed to a stop, though her soft moans continued. Her amazing butt swayed back and forth as if seductively offering itself to a lover. Sara removed her hand slowly and reached under herself, pinching her nipples that were pressed into the soft down comforter. Lisa was stunned at the beauty of it.
Mozart suddenly stood from his position at the foot of the huge bed, took a couple of steps, and leaning forward, licked Saraâ€™s wet, shaved pussy in one long stroke from her clitoris up across her lips and over her asshole. Lisa held her breath and made to step forward and stop the dog, but Diana held her back. Before she could decide whether to break free or not. A deep moan escaped Saraâ€™s throat and Mozart licked again. Another ecstatic moan echoed out through the room.
In one motion, Mozart leap onto the bed and mounted Sara, his huge front paws on her back pushed her further into the white down comforter, holding her firmly in place. Both girls stood in shock, watching, enable to move.
â€śNot now boy!â€ť came Saraâ€™s ragged, still panting voice from underneath the huge beast. â€śNo boy! Please!â€ť Sara cried, â€śget off me!â€ť
Lisa saw the huge penis emerge from its sheath, and again wanted to step forward, her breath coming in gasps, her nipples hard and aching. It was massive. She only resisted the urge, because she watched Saraâ€™s incredible ass lift and squirm to get into position for the dog cock.
â€śOh God! No boy!â€ť Sara begged her hot body leaning back, pressing, desiring. â€śplease no!â€ť
From where they stood Lisa could see the huge cock, glide over her friendâ€™s wet snatch until it found its mark. Sara moaned with desire squirming backwards onto the huge pole as it slowly sank into her amazingly beautiful body. Dianaâ€™s fingernails pressed into Lisaâ€™s arm, but she could only watch as the massive Saint Bernard continued to sink his enormous cock into one of her best friends. Slowly the dog pressed forward. Sara screamed out in agony, though her body responded by pushing back, squirming as if it couldnâ€™t get enough. A rivet of blood ran down Saraâ€™s leg.
â€śThis isnâ€™t happening to me!â€ť Sara cried out loud just before Mozart thrust forward impaling Lisaâ€™s friend completely.
Sara screamed out in agony, but her body continued to push back, her ass moving invitingly beneath its lover. Mozart panted more quickly, but didnâ€™t move for a moment, his dog cock buried deep within his goddess bitch. Dianaâ€™s heavy breathing at her side echoed her own mounting desires from viewing the taboo scene before her.
Slowly Mozart pulled his cock out halfway. It was even bigger than before and glistening with Saraâ€™s juices. Sara took a loud shuttering breath, her body trying to get back what it had lost. Mozart paused for a moment before thrusting forward once more. Saraâ€™s cry was a mixture of pain and the lust filled, heated passionate moan of a woman giving into getting fucked completely.
Lisa felt her body responding to the scene before her. She could feel the panties beneath her shorts becoming drenched, her breathing was shallow, and her nipples were hard and ached beneath the confines of her bra.
â€śIâ€™m getting fucked by a dog!â€ť came Saraâ€™s sex filled voice.
Mozart again pulled out halfway and paused, and again Saraâ€™s ass lifted, pressing backwards for more. Again he thrust forward, and then pulled back, quickening his tempo, not bothering to pause, as if his only thought was to satisfy his bitch.
â€śOh God!â€ť came Dianaâ€™s whisper near her ear. Lisa could only agree. Sara was being fucked. It was the sexiest, horniest thing sheâ€™d ever seen or could possibly imagine.
Mozartâ€™s panting increased as his pace quickened matching Saraâ€™s moans of ecstasy.
â€śOh yes!â€ť Sara screamed, pressing back into each thrust, her body building towards an orgasm. Lisa brought one hand up to her mouth and the other involuntarily grabbed Dianaâ€™s thigh nest to her.
â€śOh God!â€ť Sara groaned.
Lisa watched as an enormous ball formed near the base of Mozartâ€™s huge cock. With each powerful thrust the ball parted Saraâ€™s pussy lips a bit further. She watched as Sara arched her back begging for more. Mozart must have sensed the time was right and gathering himself, thrust forward with all his might, plunging the huge knot into Lisaâ€™s gorgeous friend.
â€śOhhh baby!â€ť Diana gasped next to her as they both watched Saraâ€™s beautiful body shudder and bucked beneath her family pet. Saraâ€™s cries of ecstasy filled the room as wave after wave of orgasm seemed to rent her incredible body.
Mozart pushed as far in as he could and held that position. From where they stood they could see his balls contracting. A flood of juices seemed to explode out of Saraâ€™s pussy, running in little rivers down her quivering legs. Panting, Sara looked to the side away from Lisa and Diana towards a full length mirror.
â€śI just fucked a dog!â€ť she groaned loudly, her ass still moved teasingly beneath the massive dog she rasped out between ragged breathes.
â€śYou sure did Sar-bear!â€ť said Diana suddenly releasing Lisaâ€™s arm.
â€śOh my God!â€ť Lisa heard herself say as if in a dream, moving towards the bed.
â€śThat was the sexiest, horniest thing Iâ€™ve ever seen in my entire life!â€ť gushed Diana also moving towards the bed.
â€śNo shit!â€ť Lisa found herself agreeing, her body was on fire still, her tits literally throbbed with desire.
Sara turned even brighter red and tears started to flow down her perfect cheeks. She started to panic, moving as if to get away,
â€śDonâ€™t move Sara!â€ť said Diana coming over and petting Mozartâ€™s huge head. Youâ€™re tied with him. It could hurt you if you pull it out to fast.â€ť
Lisa reached, out wiping the cascading tears off of Saraâ€™s gorgeous face as she sat down next to her friend.
â€śDonâ€™t cry Sar-bearâ€ť, Lisa said filled with affection for her friend, â€śWe wonâ€™t tell anyone, right Diana?â€ť
â€śNo way!â€ť agreed Diana still petting Mozart, â€śGood boy, such a talented doggie.â€ť
Lisa had to smile at that remark, Mozart wasnâ€™t just good, he was incredible! She tried to slow her breathing, but her body was fighting her. She smiled reassuringly as Sara looked up at her and their eyes met. Lisa couldnâ€™t imagine anything more beautiful, more perfect than her friend.
â€śI didnâ€™t want it to happen! I didnâ€™t mean for it toâ€¦â€ť Sara began eyes pleading begging Lisa to believe her.
â€śWe know, we came inâ€¦â€ť began Lisa
â€śAnd let in Mozart on accident!â€ť finished Diane.
â€śYou were here the whole time?â€ť she moaned, and Lisa could tell from her voice that another small orgasm had just taken her friend. Sara panted searching Lisaâ€™s face, obviously still swimming in the feeling, aware quite profoundly, of the huge cock buried deep within her. Lisa heard Diana giggle as she smiled down at Sara.
â€śWhen we came in you were having an orgasm with your pillow. God I wish I had your body! Bitch!â€ť laughed Diana.
â€śCan I be the bitch next?â€ť said Lisa laughing, not really sure if she was joking or not.
â€śHeâ€™ll need an hour or so before he can do that againâ€¦ to one of us.â€ť Diana laughed, and Lisa couldnâ€™t help but join in.
â€śIâ€™ll flip you for it!â€ť continued Diana.
Lisa lite up when she saw Sara smiling back at her. She leaned forward and kissed her friend lovingly on the cheek. Sara pulled her hand from beneath her chest and set it on Lisaâ€™s thigh. A shiver of electricity went up Lisaâ€™s leg into her throbbing pussy at the touch.
Still looking in Lisaâ€™s eyes Sara moaned again her mouth opening, her breath still ragged. Lisa felt her breath catch at the beauty of it and suddenly her lips were on Saraâ€™s and her tongue met Saraâ€™s in passionate kiss that enveloped her world.
â€śLisa, come try this.â€ť She heard Diana saying and pulled herself away from Sara who immediately smiled and bite her lip.
â€śIâ€™ve wanted to do that for the longest time.â€ť blushed Sara smiling up at Lisa. â€śbutâ€¦â€ť
â€śI know Sar-bear.â€ť soothed Lisa smiling back, knowing that she had often fantasized about getting with her friend.
â€śLisa!â€ť insisted Diana.
Lisa held a finger to her lips, still smiling down at Sara. Sara winked back at her, face still flushed with the ecstasy, the huge cock was giving her.
Lisa turned away from Sara and saw Diana was on her knees behind the dog, looking closely at something. Lisa slid off the bed and joined her other friend. Diana was pointing at the dog cock buried inside Saraâ€™s shaved pussy. Lisa leaned forward also. There was a lot of cum still running down Saraâ€™s amazing thighs. Diana reached forward and scooped some onto her finger. Smiling at Lisa, she popped it in her mouth. Lisa felt the heat return as she watched her friend suck her finger dry of the mixed juices.
â€śMmmâ€ť Diana smiled, obviously enjoying the experience and taste.
Lisa looked back at Saraâ€™s swollen vagina and the huge cock stuck inside. Breath coming in shallow gasps, she gave into desire, leaving all caution behind Lisa leaned forward turned her head sideways, and licked Saraâ€™s pussy and Mozartâ€™s cock sucking hungrily at the juices coating the area.
â€śOh!â€ť whimpered Sara.
Lisa had always love the taste of cum. Giving a blowjob was her favorite thing to doâ€¦ and it did wonders for her popularity. Two very distinct favors soon had her mind and body wanting more.
â€śShit Lisa!â€ť laughed Diana pulling Lisa back.
Diana took Lisaâ€™s place and buried her head between the stud and his bitch. Lisa sat back on her heels heart racing. She didnâ€™t want to wait an hour.
Mozartâ€™s knot released with an audible popping sound and Saraâ€™s relieved moan echoed out through the room. Diana leaned back, and together Lisa and her watched as Mozart pulled out his monstrous cock.
â€śHoly crap!â€ť giggled Diana.
â€śGeez!â€ť offered Lisa as she saw the end of the 11 inch cock slide out.
Sara moaned contentedly and rolled over onto her side, her fingers still playing with her engorged nipples. Lisa watched her friend close her eyes and moved around Mozart. Crawling across the bed she let her hand caress Saraâ€™s legs as she made her way up Saraâ€™s body.
Saraâ€™s eyes opened and she smiled up at Lisa opening her arms and squirming onto her back. Lisa softly fell into Saraâ€™s hug and held her friend tight. She was such a good friend, and sheâ€™d just been through a huge life altering experience. Lisa vowed to be an even better friend despite the heat Saraâ€™s naked body elicited from her.
After several minutes Lisa felt Sara pull on the sleeve of her blouse.
â€śThis has to go.â€ť Sara breathed into Lisaâ€™s ear. Lisa pushed herself up with her arms, still atop her naked friend. The girl beneath her was a vision, gorgeous beyond imagining. She paused a moment taking it all in.
â€śI shouldnâ€™t be the only one naked here Lis!â€ť insisted Sara, tugging again on her friendâ€™s sleeve.
Lisa smiled back and sat up, undoing the buttons on her blouse. Sara helped her pull it off and threw it to one side of the bed. Lisaâ€™s fingers shook slightly as she un-did her bra and let that fall away revealing her c-cup breasts topped by rock hard nipples.
â€śand your shorts too!â€ť ordered Sara an impish grin lighting her face.
Lisa rolled to her back beside Sara and tugged off her volleyball shorts. Electricity coursed through her body as Saraâ€™s fingers gently played with her left breast and nipple. Finally naked, Lisa leaned towards Sara and their mouths met, tongues dancing over and about in a lust filled tango. She felt Saraâ€™s incredible breasts on her own. Lisaâ€™s breath caught in her throat and she pulled away to breath. Sara smiled shyly at her, and beckoned her to slide back on top. Lisa let herself be guided and again kissed her best friend. Lisa felt Saraâ€™s hands pulling at her ass, and she ground her newly shaved mound up against Lisaâ€™s.
â€śWhen she lets go, she really lets go!â€ť thought Lisa, enjoying her friendâ€™s new found lusts. Lisa pushed away from the kiss and rising to her hands and knees, worked her way down Saraâ€™s neck kissing her way towards her chest. Saraâ€™s moaning began again as Lisa let her full lips surround one of Saraâ€™s hard nipples. She teased and bit just like she liked guys doing to her, and moved to the other perfect breast applying the same affection to it.
Lisa had never been with a girl other than Diana in the shower, and that was just a show. She reveled in each sigh and moan that escaped Saraâ€™s lips, as her hands and mouth explored breasts to good to be true. Making up her mind what should come next was easy. Licking and kissing, she moved down Saraâ€™s body, across her stomach, pausing at her belly button. Saraâ€™s giggle made her smile, but she kept going, moving further down the bed until her kisses touched Saraâ€™s newly shaved mound.
Lisa slid her hands under each of Saraâ€™s thighs and slowly kissed the top of Saraâ€™s pussy. She was rewarded by a sigh of pleasure. The taste of her friendâ€™s pussy juice mixed Mozartâ€™s cum entered her mouth again, as the smell of their sex filled her lungs. Lisa let her tongue explore Saraâ€™s pussy lips and her swollen clitoris. She kissed and sucked just the way she liked it. Saraâ€™s body responded to each caress, aching, shuttering.
Lisaâ€™s tits truly ached now and she felt her juices running down the inside of her thighs as she pleasured her friend. She heard Diana say something, but was lost in the rapture of eating Saraâ€™s pussy. It passed into her mind briefly that Diana might disapprove, but just as quickly left it altogether. She hungered for the favors her tongue found, her only desire was to be found pleasing to the goddess beneath her.
Lisa felt and heard Sara explode anew into orgasm and slowed her ministrations, lifting her head to see Saraâ€™s face. Her friend lay coated in a thin layer of glistening sweat, breathing in shallow gasps.
Lisa was taking her hands out from under Saraâ€™s legs, still on her knees, ass still raised in the air, when a tongue passed over her pussy.
â€śOhâ€ť she moaned looking to the side still on her elbows.
Lisa turned quickly and saw Diana peek out from around her thigh and smile evilly. Her friend disappeared again and moments later the tongue slid over her pussy again, sending sparks through her body. Panting from the pleasure of it, Lisa turned back towards Sara who was smiling at her.
â€śGuess its your turn Lis!â€ť giggled Sara, still trying to catch her breath.
Suddenly, a large rough tongue passed over her raised ass, and then over her pussy and asshole. Panic filled her, but Saraâ€™s hand reached out to her comfortingly. She looked up into her friend face as again the rough tongue licked her pussy, this time entering her slightly. She felt her body respond and spread her legs a little bit, ass still high in the air. She felt the bed bounce as Mozart jumped up onto it, his silky fur slid up her buttock and over her back. His front legs moved to either side of her shoulders, the silky fur of his underside caressing her back.
â€śGuess he doesnâ€™t need an hour!â€ť laughed Diana from beside her. â€śHis cock is huge Lis, youâ€™re going to love this!â€ť
Lisa held her breath and looked to the side at Diana who was holding Mozart in place, petting him. She felt something hot touch her asshole and panicked, raising her ass up higher.
â€śNot there!â€ť she chocked out, leaning forward slightly away from the huge dog prick.
Again the hot cock pressed against her rosebud, with more pressure.
â€śNo!â€ť Lisa cried out.
She tried to wringle upwards, to guide the cock to her pussy. The hot member kept pressure on her asshole, insistent, unyielding.
Lisa tried to move forward, but Mozartâ€™s massive head dropped down over her shoulder prevented that as he pushed again.
Lisa felt her asshole expanding and screamed out.
â€śNo Mozart!â€ť said Diana trying to pull the dog backwards. Sara sat up from between Lisaâ€™s arms and pushed the massive dogâ€™s shoulders, but to no avail.
â€śAhhh, no!â€ť Lisa cried.
Pain erupted in her ass as Lisa felt the dogâ€™s massive cock head pop past her sphincter muscles. The pain was so intense for a moment she couldnâ€™t breath, or move. She was helpless to stop it. She whimpered pleadingly as her friends fought the huge beast. Despite their best efforts, Lisa felt the enormous cock sliding further and further inside of her.
â€śOh God Lisa!â€ť screamed Diana, â€śI canâ€™t get him off!â€ť
Her muscles involuntarily relaxed as she readied a scream, and the pain lessened considerably. Fighting against her desire to be tense, Lisa concentrated on relaxing the muscles in her ass.
â€śOh no!â€ť cried Sara shoving against Mozart as hard as she could.
â€śItsâ€¦. okay.â€ť Lisa panted, relaxing her muscles even more until the pain melted away almost completely. Her breath came in gasps, but Diana and Sara stopped fighting Mozart.
â€śYou sure Lis?â€ť asked Diana her voice filled with concern.
Sheâ€™d never done that with any boy. Sheâ€™d seen the huge dog cock, and knew she was going to die from this, but it was probably already too late.
â€śYâ€¦ y oh..â€ť she sighed as more and more cock filled her virgin bowels.
She expected to be torn in half, but relaxing seem to allow her body to adjust and expand.
â€śYes!â€ť she gasped.
As Mozartâ€™s massive penis continued slide in her ass, a fullness sheâ€™d never experienced multiplied the lust sheâ€™d had minutes before. Her body was on fire, her breasts ached like never before, and she moaned in pleasure.
â€śOh yes!â€ť Lisa heard herself say as more and more cock filled her ass. She opened her eyes long enough to see her friendâ€™s astonished faces, and pressed back into the huge cock.
â€śHoly shit!â€ť whispered Diana.
Mozartâ€™s head left her shoulder, but Lisa didnâ€™t try to escape. Pleasure of a kind sheâ€™d never experience flooded her body until she could feel Mozartâ€™s balls up against her dripping pussy.
â€śYouâ€™re okay Lis?â€ť asked Sara, shocked.
â€śOh yeah,â€ť Lisa heard herself say, lost in the feeling of having a massive cock in her ass. â€śI.. shouldâ€™ve triedâ€¦ oh,â€¦ this a long time ago!â€ť she breathed as Mozart started to pull back.
Lisa groaned and cried out in ecstasy as he thrust it back in.
â€śSomeoneâ€¦. Lick,â€¦. Me!â€ť she moaned as he pulled it out and thrust it in again.
Sara quickly squirmied out from underneath of her and turning around, kissed Lisa soundly, then scooted down head first between hers arms and Mozartâ€™s thick front legs until she was beneath Lisa once more.
Lisa felt Saraâ€™s kisses on her each of her swollen, aching nipples, as Mozart slowly thrust into her again. Her body was on fire. Saraâ€™s kisses continued down, pausing to play with her belly button ring.
Slowly out, then back in. Saraâ€™s kisses worked their way down from Lisaâ€™s belly button.
Out, then back in further than before.
Lisa cried out in pleasure, Mozartâ€™s cock was expanding, filling her even further.
A touch on her sweet spot sent Lisa gasping. She felt Saraâ€™s tongue exploring her clitoris, sucking her lips, as Mozart pulled part way out and then buried himself in her again. Lisa gasped as small orgasm rushed through her, then another, more insistent this time.
Mozart picked up his pace and Lisa cried out as the little orgasms built one upon the other. She felt his knot pounding against the outside of her stretched asshole and pressed back, wanting to tie with him. She felt the dogâ€™s huge power and Saraâ€™s tongue flickering so quickly over her clitoris. Building, buildingâ€¦
â€śOhâ€¦â€¦shit!â€ť Lisa screamed as the cock inside her ass exploded, sending amazingly hot liquid into her bowels.
Suddenly, Lisaâ€™s conscious world was overloaded as the biggest orgasm of her life crashed through her being.
Lisa awoke to that warm glow she always felt after having had sex, only this time the glow was incredibly magnified. She opened her eyes slowly, her body was exhausted and sore, especially, her ass. She saw her friendâ€™s faces staring down at her in concern.
â€śYou okay!â€ť cried Sara tears running down her face.
â€śLisa?â€ť asked Diana also quite teary eyed.
Lisa wiped her own eyes and smiled up at them.
â€śI mustâ€¦ I mustâ€™ve passed out!â€ť she groaned, sitting up with their help.
â€śAre you okay?â€ť asked Sara again.
â€śOkay? Lisa sighed, smiling at each of her best friends in turn. â€śI just got fucking up the ass by a 250 pound Saint Bernardâ€¦ â€ś